Pinball Wizard Mugs

Two kilt-wearing Scotsmen

Wilderness Pinball

Natural Disasters

Daily life inside a pinball machine.

IRS audit office.

'It's the only way Ernie can get a ‘hole-in-one'.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

Introducing...Anagraman.

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

"When did this game get started?"

"What I should have done during vacation besides watching video games. . ."

Psychic car mechanics.

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

"It's baaaack!"

'Our village cricket club' - Young spinner cleverly positions the field to take a wicket.

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

The 'twice twirl surprise' seamer

Useless car accessories.

"A huge breakthrough from our research and development team. . . they've figure out a way to fool all of the people all of the time!"

I love Pottery.

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

Uses for the wheel (hula hoop).

CIA, 'I'm suspended for three months? Great! -- it'll give me time to work on my book!'

'Just time to dash out a short masterpiece...'

"Kazakov is employing the rare 'Mr. Castle and Horsey go on an adventure' defense."

'The best part is the roadkill!'