Playground Nostalgia T-Shirts

Fat guy on a seesaw.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Hi-yah!"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"This never happened."

Tree house.

Swinging

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"First snowman?"

"Recess does things to a man."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

Imagination

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

'Ready Mum?'

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

Mood Swings.

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

Swing

Caution: use only under child supervison

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Office Park

Converted Parking Garage