Playful Veggie Banter Fans Mugs

'Look, we were really misled about how cool you were...Would you mind sitting at another table?'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

"I'm trying to eat more vegetarians."

The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe

Even garden plants like to visit.

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

'And I can do the procedure right here in my office.'

Tofu bi-products.

"At this point in my life I'm just happy being unprocessed meat."

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

"Brrroccollliii...brrroccollliii...I told you I was a vegetarian when we met, Dwayne, so get over it!"

"Just our luck...everything but us tastes just like chicken."

'I'm a finicky vegetarian. I don't eat eggs unless they're poached. I don't eat meat, unless it is properly marinated. I don't eat fish unless it's breaded and fried.'

'It's a vegetarian cave painting.'

'My yellow rabbits, I bring you... DRESSING!'

''Honey!...Have you seen the brussel sprout casserole I made for dinner tonight?'

"First tofu of the season!"

Eat More Meat

pickled onions...

Corn Plaster

"Fruit?" "Cheese?"

Ill Advised Vegan Survey

Vegetables watch a TV show called 'I'm a Celeriac ??" Get Me Out of Here!'

Dressing a chicken

'You promise me they're animatronic?'

ECJ: it's illegal to call tofu 'cheese'.

"Do you think the kids will like you?"

"No wonder we could get tickets."

'Loaves and fishes?! Haven't we anything for wheat intolerant vegans?!'

"I'm almost a vegetarian. I only ever eat herbivores."