Playful Training Prints

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

'You may now kick the bride.'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"I'm still pre-literate."

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

Love.

Education and Apprenticeships

Puppy Love

A mum trying to dry an excited child

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'Henry, cut that out.'

Consenting Adults.

Junior Doctor.

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

'To better prepare you for the future, I've replaced the letters in your alphabet soup with Chinese ones.'

'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.'

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

'Whatever it is, I didn't do it.'

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

Playing Doctors.

"But if I close the drawer, won't my breathable underwear suffocate?"

Lady vicar offering new bride a husband owner's manual.

Student about substitute teacher that is a sub sandwich: 'We got a good lookin' sub today.'