Playful Training Gifts

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"I'm still pre-literate."

'You may now kick the bride.'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

It's okay -- I'm training for the 2020 Olympics.

Love.

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

A mum trying to dry an excited child

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

Education and Apprenticeships

Puppy Love

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'Henry, cut that out.'

Junior Doctor.

Consenting Adults.

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.'

'To better prepare you for the future, I've replaced the letters in your alphabet soup with Chinese ones.'

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

'Whatever it is, I didn't do it.'

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

Playing Doctors.

"But if I close the drawer, won't my breathable underwear suffocate?"

Lady vicar offering new bride a husband owner's manual.