Playful Prescriber Pillows

RX baseball hat

Ice Cream Surgeon

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

Junior Doctor.

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

"I think it says 'courgettes'."

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

'My parents are giving up desserts for Lent, so I'm balancing the family diet by giving up vegetables.'

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

Playing Doctors.

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

43rd Annual Doctors Convention

MD. Take this prescription to any grandma and get some milk and cookies.

"It appears you have medication forgetfulness disorder, which, as you can imagine, is untreatable."

'We're out of sugar pills, so I'm giving you some M&M's.'

"It's cooties."

"Race you to the spleen!"

'Regarding the surgery you just had - I hope you have a good sense of humour.'

Tipp-kick for brain surgeons.

His sister wanted to try some keyhole brain surgey.

"It's not real meditation when you SMIRK like that!"

"First one to peek pays the other's malpractice premiums for the year."

I think it's candy for old people. PEZ. MEDZ.

'Young man, haven't you ever heard of the hippocratic oath?'

"I spy something red."

'Call me immediately if this prescription causes and headaches or hallucinations.'