Playful Poet Pillows

Intellectual Foreplay...

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'Out, damned Spot.'

'Hard to follow...'

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

A Poet

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

Jump-Rope Rhymes For Adults

The Meaning of Life

'Publisher recommends a good paper shredder.'

"My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references."

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

"You're a gifted writer, although at times you're just too precious."

That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane.

The Sacrificial Peep

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

'When I was ready to read, they taught me to tie my shoes - when I was ready to tie my shoes, they taught me to read.'