Playful Author Pillows

'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?'

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

Playdough's The Republic

Advocado

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

Hamlet

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'Out, damned Spot.'

"It's a mobile."

'Hard to follow...'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Daughters at Bedtime

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

Intellectual Foreplay...

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

'I see the TV has broken down again .'

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

'He loves to fetch but he hates getting wet.'

The Gong

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

"I'd like to know more about this 'Civil Disobedience'."

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.