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"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Fresh fish

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

'Do you come here often?'

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"There's something different about you."

'Excuse me beautiful lady, I think you've dropped something... my heart!'

'Wanna help make sure we don't become an endangered species?'

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

He's Tasty!

"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

"So, back to my place?"

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

"I could get lost in your eyes."

Hi-I'm Dave. Hi-I'm off limits.

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

"Fancy joining the mile low club?"

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

"You heard the lady, buddy - she already has legal representation!"