Playful Parenting Critics Prints

Mobile phone damage to children.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'She's just great with the children.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Werewolves of London..."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

'The kids were so sweet...'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

Baby tells other Baby to call.

'Where do I put the batteries?'

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Circus Act

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Skateboard

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

See that leg? He's dreaming of chasing rabbits.