Playful Parenting Appreciator Prints

"Oh my, you're a dirty little weasel, aren't you darling?!"

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"She's been so creative lately."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Tommy!"

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'She's just great with the children.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

Wagging Dog

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"Werewolves of London..."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'The kids were so sweet...'

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

Baby tells other Baby to call.

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Circus Act

Jeff's Smorgasbord