Playful Lassoing Gifts

'I must be going. Shawn is getting restless.'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'You may now kick the bride.'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

Lasso

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

'I don't like the look of yours...'

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

'I knew I shouldn't have brought you along. I haven't had a hit all day.'

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

'Fishing's not a whole lot different than being a cowboy.'

A man playing with a baby

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

Javelin

"This is the story of the Three Liitle Pigskins and the Big Bad Wolf!"

Learner Riders

Playpen Jailbreak.

"Hey! That's my little brother! Only I get to bully him."