Playful Lassoing Gifts

'I must be going. Shawn is getting restless.'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'You may now kick the bride.'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

Lasso

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Kurt's good. Look at his family. His dad and mom really know how the game is played! They're his personal coach and videographer. As I said

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

Your mother and I don't think the weekend lacrosse league is a good idea, Teddy. Why not? Too much driving. But I ride the school bus home from practice all week! Exactly! Our favorite mass transit vehicle! I can't wait to get my license!

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Your counselor wants you to concentrate on one sport. Ok. Sports Camp. Which do you like best? Maybe baseball. Great. Or soccer or lacrosse. I'm proud of you, Teddy! You don't care about being the cool sports star! Ok. Then soccer.

What's this for? Screwing up my Lacrosse career. Slam! Are you ok, honey? Tough tryout. I thought they had already chosen the team. They have. Now they're determining the pecking order. Is Teddy's health care paid up?

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

'I don't like the look of yours...'

'Fishing's not a whole lot different than being a cowboy.'

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

"You're definitely in the top 1,000,000,000 people on this planet."

A man playing with a baby

'I knew I shouldn't have brought you along. I haven't had a hit all day.'

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

Baby Making on Board

Javelin

"This is the story of the Three Liitle Pigskins and the Big Bad Wolf!"

Learner Riders

Playpen Jailbreak.