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Charlotte's Barcode.

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

"I proclaim this sun-drenched tropical country a new tourist mecca, in the names of Consolidated Airways and the Peck & Smathers Advertising and Public Relations Company."

Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.

desert isle shopping trolley...

"It's just not the same."

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

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"I'm going out to keep consumer spending in line with Wall Street expectations."

"Sales of our festive toilet cleaner have gone through the floor...it makes you worry that people have forgotten what the festive season is ALL ABOUT!"

"Actually, take us to your gift shop first."

It's a new year, little buddy. What are you going to do to make the most of it? Throw out the old to make room for the new. Very deep, little buddy. I'm a deep person. If the big-screen tv I got on Black Friday is a whole month old, I'm Zen enough to just breathe ... and let it go, on eBay. Want to hear my Zen mantra? Luckily, I stopped listening 30 seconds ago.

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

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How America Was Re-Won

"'Take that,' growled the writer as the buyer for Borders slumped to the ..."

"I admire their honesty -- I'll take six."

Invent Sales Day

"You forgot his tail."

"Not much to look at, but it was a real bargain at the Gene Depot."

"Sellouts."

"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."

"Honey, they just can't resist it."

"Our house wine is abominable."

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