Playful Consumer Pillows

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

But is it organic?

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

They get into debt so fast these days...

Stand back - while I whip something up

Frisbee dog catching pizza dough

Seven deadly sins store

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

'I hear voices again! Buy! Buy! Buy!'

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

"Childbirth just isn't keeping pace with modern marketing. We still don't come with a manufacturing warranty.

Diners sit in high chairs, wear bibs and eat baby food. Man says: 'I love this place, it's just so retro.'

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

'Hi, yourself.'

"Well I only know of only one family smart enough to know they can't live without an energy efficient clothes dryer! That's right . . . the sucker fish family!"

'Me, I'm making my pocket money by selling my dad's old shoes as lucky charms...'

'Could I have a look at your childrens menu? It's only my inner child that's hungry!'

At 'Appy 'Ampstead on Easter Monday.

"The village shaman said if we stay on this path, we can’t miss the Walmart."

"Hey, will you kids stop trying to stick fridge magnets on your Aunt Marge!"

You complimented the chef on his dumplings-now he wishes to return the compliments!

"X-ray glasses. They don't work."

Supermarket trolley repairs

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with fabulous new shoes!"

'I drink to remember.'

"Patti, come here! Amazon doesn't have 'drunk shopping' as an option for return reasons!!"

I shopped in the Garden of Eden.