"Well I only know of only one family smart enough to know they can't live without an energy efficient clothes dryer! That's right . . . the sucker fish family!"
Clever Consumer Pillows
Add a touch of humor and intelligence to their space with a clever pillow that features witty designs and smart sayings — perfect for a cozy, thoughtful gift.
"Good For You / Bad For You"
...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...
"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"
But is it organic?
What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?
"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"
How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...
"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."
'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'
"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."
The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.
"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."
'Excuse me - are you organic?'
"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."
'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'
"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"
They get into debt so fast these days...
'The U.S. has less than 5% of the world's population, but consumes 25% of its natural resources. Pretty outrageous, isn't it?'
'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'
Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'
Seven deadly sins shopping plaza
ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,
The Climate Change Debate Explained
'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'
'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'
Horn of Plenty.
"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"
'And it comes with an accompanying dictionary.'
An apple a day!
'I hear voices again! Buy! Buy! Buy!'
Where Pleather Comes From
"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"
Seven deadly sins store
'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'
Clever Consumer Pillows Collection
Clever Consumer Mugs
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Clever Consumer Prints
Decorate their space with our cleverly designed prints—each one celebrating wit, humor, and creative genius for a truly inspiring environment.
Clever Consumer T-Shirts
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