Playbook Designer Pillows

'O.K. lads, computer research shows this is the new winning plan to win the match.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

Football team discussions.

What can I play?

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

It's more than a mike!

The Santa Myth, 2015 edition

'Here's a play my backup QB designed. Everyone goes long and I throw to our opponent.'

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

'Okay, who knows how to solve for 'X'?'

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

Praying for a goal assist.

Dog Bookends

The Curious George pop-down book

Toy White House built incorrectly.

"Their kids will be begging for it."

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

The Mongolian Steps Slinky Cows.

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

"I'd offer you a lift home but..."

"Yeah, work is tough, but nothing compared to coming home and stepping on one of the kids' legos."

'... I'll take the handoff to the tailback, then give the ball to my stunt double here, and he will dive head-first into the end zone.'

'My barbie's got a hot date she needs some slag-rags.'

'Santa forgot the bloody batteries!'

"'Kill you..?' - of course not; I'm making my own Subbuteo game."