Platinum Jubilee T-Shirts

Cost of Living and Jubilee

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"One year closer to college!"

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Gary turns 40.

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

Pearly King and Queen

Do you think I'm sixty?

An old man exercising with hourglasses

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"Careful."

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'Gentlemen, a toast to our 4th fishing trip this year. Perhaps, one day, we'll remember to bring poles, in addition to beer.'

'I'm fighting ageing.'

"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."

Aging Problems

Attic of hopes and dreams...

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

'You're getting older... it's a common complaint.'

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

My philosophy ... If you can't beat 'em, outlive 'em.