Diamond Jubilee T-Shirts

'Well Philip what's my present? You know what they say about girls and diamonds.'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Pearly King and Queen

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

Eye-catching Diamond rings.

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

'The game went into extra innings.'

"I take it this is a very special occasion."

"As long as we're renewing our vows anyway, I've come up with a few new ones."

'Since when did they change 50 years from 'Golden Anniversary' to 'Remote Control Anniversary?''

"Don't like your present? Fine. Give it to me - I'll wear the diamond earrings."

Queen Elizabeth overtakes Victoria as longest reigning monarch on September 9th, 2015

'...but this is what I wore for the 1977 Jubilee.'

She said she loved diamonds. So on her birthday, he took her to a baseball game.

'You told me you'd spend your whole life trying to make me happy.' 'I didn't expect to live this long.'

"You look like a million bucks to me."

'It's a high pressure job but worth it.'

"Thirty years together and now you tell me you're Canadian?"

"It's nearly the Golden Jubilee..."

Platinum Jubilee

"For such a big-ticket item, you'd think they could make the tickets bigger."

Marry me on a surfboard

'It's time to move on, Johnny.'

'Isn't it gorgeous?! Harold refuses to tell me how much it cost him.'

"It wasn't until after fifty years of marriage that Mike finally learned the importance of putting the seat down." "Happy anniversary. Now flush."

"My first wasn't much, so I retired early to take advantage of my second childhood."

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'

Happy Golden Anniversary!

An oyster shows off it has a diamond instead of a pearl.

"After so many years of marriage what are you getting for your anniversary?"

Gift Suggestions for Post-Diamond Wedding Anniversaries

"It's one of our most popular rentals."