Plate Licker Pillows

"Still workin' on that, sir?"

'See, didn't I tell you that my Mom is a great cook!'

Pasta

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"Please don't kill me."

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"You know I hate birthdays!"

'What are you baking?...Yay! Please can I lick the bowl?!...Nom!'

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."

"I modeled this one after me. He hates vegetables, too..."

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Eating raw cake mix.

"If they don't like the food, try to explain to them how hard it is to cook really good food."

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

"If you two are through with your braised sirloin tips, I'll just go ahead and clear the table."

'Good news Perkins! We're finally getting an automatic postage machine!'

"You always said I could be what ever I want to be. I want to be someone who doesn't eat vegetables."

'Oi! - Have you nicked one of my sausages?'

"Mom, can I lick the bowl?"

"Can't I give him my broccoli? He likes carrots."

"Please stop asking if everything's okay...you keep ruining the light for our pictures!"

"Kids Menu Square"

'What aren't we eating today, my love?'

'Now you listen to me, Barrows, we have a contingent from the 'dramatic and destructive Greek restaurateur society' coming here today... Make sure nothing goes wrong.'

'Book me a Greek holiday - I want to break plates!'

(No caption. Signs read the following: Pizza. Pizza By The Slice. Pizza Cut Up Into Tiny Bites.)