Plastic Wrap Wizards T-Shirts

'Helen, I can't believe you haven't tried shrink wrap! It's the latest thing.'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Candle Portraits.

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

Argument between Disposable or Washable Nappies

"Sea animals are long since extinct but he ocean is still dangerous for swimmers!"

The whale and the plastic bottle.

Neptune: the retirement years.

'You wanted more responsibility in this company, and I agree. My motorcycle is parked right outside, go wax it.'

Music Collector.

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

Micromanager of the Year Award: 'No, you need to present the award from my left...and did you do the awards form 87F, 2012?...'

Kangaroo Pocket

What do you like most about presents?

Recycling

Snowman offering solutions.

'The spare's flat too, honey. Toss me that fruitcake.'

'I always wash it before applying the turtle wax.'

"If you think he's doing a bad job with this, you should see him trying to wrap a birthday present!!"

Don't tell me not to burn the candle at both ends --- Tell me where to get more wax! (Published previously on July 22, 2010).

Invention to hold knots while wrapping presents.

"I'll have the 7."

The art of wrapping.

Christo: Age Ten

"My ocean cousin is coming to visit. I thought I'd make him feel at home."

'Whatever's the most durable. This is the fifth year it's been regifted.'

"First job preparing for Thanksgiving dinner - find the dinner table."

"Uh, back to Sea World?"

Hooves and wrapping paper don't mix, my friend!

"No, Joan of Arc did not invent welding."

"I found out the three words a father hates most on Christmas morning. 'Some assembly required'."

Where The Ecologically Correct Meets The Pathologically Frugal

'For $10.95 can I interest you in our deluxe wash and wax?'

'Are you crazy? -- You can't spam SANTA!'

"George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us!"