Plant Study Mugs

'I'm in the bog!'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

Penguin

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

The Velvet Mesquite

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

The life of penguins.

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

'Yes, I love you, but my family would disown me if I cross-pollinated with a weed, so our relationship must end.'

Tree Identification Field Guide...

Getting Rid of the Cure

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

"We only test our drugs on plants, so we have to do lots and lots of extrapolating."

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

The hummingbird's hum.

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."