Plant Discovery Mugs

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Intelligent people laugh too!

Cat Nip.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Yardless: Please help

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

The discovery of asparagus.

Botany Baby!

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

The star hunters

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."