Plant Republic Curious Pillows

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

'That plant food really works!'

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

Watering Flowers

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"Plus $600 for delivery."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

The garden lady.

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

"Ooh, another unsuspecting victim."