Plant Passionate T-Shirts

"For me, the vegetarian."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Award Winning Gardener

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Gardening#2

Mantis Love

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'That plant food really works!'

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

Thanks

A Venus cow trap.

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Florist "Say it with cacti"