Plant Neglect Storytelling Prints

Journalist in charge of gardening column has dead plant.

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"I just don't understand what I'm doing wrong."

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

The Perfect Garden.

"I suppose, you being a cartoonist, vertical gardening is just another way to get column inches."

'My goodness, is it fall already, Ms. Smyrka?'

"Oh no, Daisy's committing herbicide!"

Shamrock refers to young springs of clover or trefoil, the sacred plant to the druids of Ireland...

"My biggest problem is squatters."

"Lily, Rose, this is Violet."

'Look at me!'

Bathing Flowers.

"I see you've laid out your garden."

'..Wasn't I supposed to offer her an apple or something?'

"'Twas always folly, dear cousin. A humble parsnip could never be wed to an aubergine."

"I thought you'd like it. It's an orchid. pre-neglected!"

'I thought she'd never stop talking!'

Flower pot tries to escape to the next balcony.

Woman's flowerpot is a small jungle with a little tribes person.

'I think one of us must be a plant.'

Dr. Kessler will be with you shortly. Please water the plants and have a seat.

Environmentalist.

"Did you forget to tell anyone to water the garden while we were away?"

"So I told her you have to talk to your plants! Show them you care! But you know Fran, it's all in one ear out the other. So finally dessert came..."

'I think it's a creeper...'

"Guess what - I got tired of the bonsai tree!"

'I see your busy lizzies are bone idle this year!'

"Harold, are you in here?"