Storytelling Plant Parent Prints

"So I told her you have to talk to your plants! Show them you care! But you know Fran, it's all in one ear out the other. So finally dessert came..."

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Allotment

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"You must have a green thumb."

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Solar Plant

Boy's plant with the shadow of a tree.

"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

Tree Identification Field Guide...

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

Bird nesting in the garden.

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

Max P. and The Whole Ball Of Wax

The Houseplant Cemetery.

Scientist on field trip.