Garden Storyteller Prints

The Perfect Garden.

'..Wasn't I supposed to offer her an apple or something?'

"Lily, Rose, this is Violet."

"My biggest problem is squatters."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

The Environmentalist

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

"She said that girls mature faster than boys, so I pulled her hair."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

I miss recess!

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

"For heaven’s sake, Rozlyn, just give him the darn plant!"

"You're overprotective. Stop telling her not to go out on a limb."

"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

A Salmon Lie

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'