Plant Manager Gifts

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

"Sometimes I get the feeling that plant security could bear some upgrading."

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

Meet the new factory manager.

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

Getting Rid of the Cure

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

Satis Factory Tour

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

Pollution Look

Production manager with lots of children.

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."

'One day, this will all be your fault.'

Factory chimney coming from top of globe.