Plant Manager Gifts

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

"Sometimes I get the feeling that plant security could bear some upgrading."

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Personnel. Any experience in crisis management? No...Just production.

Meet the new factory manager.

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

Getting Rid of the Cure

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

Satis Factory Tour

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

ACME Condiments Quality Control. The boss wants to know if you're going to pass the ketchup.

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

Production manager with lots of children.

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Pollution Look