Plant Killers Pillows

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

Gardener attacked by plants.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Fenwick, while I'm away I'm putting you in charge of the plant.

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

"Have you seen my hot water bottle?"

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

In the houseplant cemetery.

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

"I dread these W.I. meetings

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

Protecting the green

The Fireside Jungle: Beware of introducing pest into the house with new specimens.

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

"For someone in the hospital, I'd recommend this arrangement -pleasant colors, a nice variety, and they all can be eaten for medicinal purposes."

'That's typical of Nigel - endangered specimens come first!'

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

"Here's Pollen!"

Garden Pest Solutions

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

"Everybody back. . . Minefield!"

"Will you be eating the flowers and knocking the vase off the counter here or to go?"

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

June: Aphid, millipedes, weevils,scab, blackleg...and other pests will be active.

Garden store owner chasing away birds from his seed display.

"Other script ideas? Of course! I've been working on one about a killer plant and only your family and a lamp can stop it."

'That's the worst hay fever I've ever seen.'