Plant-based Palate Mugs

"Wine is plant-based food."

Veggie Hamburgers & Hotdogs. . .Ingredients: vegetables & vegetable byproducts.

Vegetarian Restaurant.

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"States of tofu"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Two vegans, please."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Before/After

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Queen of Quinoa

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"You had me at alternative milk."

"Namasteak"

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

'You're eating too much roughage.'

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

The vegan hunter

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

"I can't remember which ones are plant-based."

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe

'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'

"Is that true love or what? My masters are vegetarians, but they still buy me juicy bones..."

"It's not addicting, all natural, recycled and plant-based...it's cud!"

I will eat my greens for you (today!)

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'