Peaceful Palate Mugs

"Namasteak"

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"He's such a fussy eater."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Give quiche a chance!

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"Is anyone enjoying anything?"

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

"Wine is plant-based food."

"I'll have the carrot cake, hold the carrots."

"I'll have the chef."

"Revelatory, Michael - such airy meatballs."

'Yuck! My creamed corn is polluting my mashed potatoes!'

"An interesting blend. . . notes of dry corn and overtones of dandelion leaf. . . essences of barley. . . a playful cabbage beetle finish."

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

"I think this is a red."

Expensive Restaurant

'Of course you have a choice. You can have it in your bowl...or on the floor...what's it to be, Mister Choosey?'

Veggie Hamburgers & Hotdogs. . .Ingredients: vegetables & vegetable byproducts.

"What's good here?"

New Acquisitions at the Museum of Modern Food

Vegetarian Restaurant.

"I Hate Salad."

"What I really feel like having is ham and eggs."

"Teaching him to use a knife and fork was easy but he still can't tell a Merlot from a Chianti!"

"Sorry, I refuse to eat anything that has a face."

"Then again, if we don't move to New York, will we ever be taken seriously as bagels?"

Two Amateur Artists At Dinner

Love and War

Breakrooms: No politics allowed....Politics Allowed

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

"The house of Chardonnay, sir - it's a young wine and a bit fruit forward."

'Quiet!' (to bird in a tree).