Plant-based Fashionista Pillows

Latest Spring Stiles from Paris.

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

Eden. There's great leaves to wear growing on this vine. Ah, it's the new summer clothing line!

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

Where Pleather Comes From

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

"It's not addicting, all natural, recycled and plant-based...it's cud!"

"I'm surprised Tofurkey isn't more popular. It tastes nothing like turkey."

Relax, it's fake fur.

"If you want extra virgin oil on the salad that's a £5 supplement...."

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

Robert Plant.

Nature girl.

Vegan Menu

"Did you throw away this tabletop?"

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

"I know it's made of tofu, Paul, but you're missing the point."

Judas Iscariot mistakenly thinks the last supper is dinner theater.

When vegans pose for photos.

Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.

'I got a lot of new fall clothes too. Too bad we won't be able to wear them till December.'

"It's made of all-natural materials, but needs a little wedding on occasion!"

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

'I shouldn't be surprised. Any restaurant that serves Tofurkey is bound to recommend MerNo or Chardon-No-Way to drink with it.'

"Frankly, I was fed up with walking barefoot in muck all the time..."

"I want something sassy but easy to take care of if the ice caps melt."

Man in vegan retaurant: 'I'll eat anything with a pulse.'