Planning A Unique Trip Pillows

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

Easter Island legs

Airlines

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'How very Cumbria.'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Italia tours

"I just..."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

'See you in two weeks!'

Airport

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

The Airport.

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

Western Outfitters.

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

"Can you folks handle firearms?"

Desert Island Statues wearing bucket hats.

Bath Abbey

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

Holiday Luggage

'Another artisanal B&B.'

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).