Starting A Travel Adventure Pillows

'We want to get as far off the beaten path as our WiFi coverage allows.'

You are here.

'I'm taking the laptop so that all my internet friends can come on holiday with me.'

Airlines

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Sparkling Water

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Airport

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

Airliner

". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

Down on Bourbon Street...

'Don't move, there's a bee on your back.'

Snake Charming

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

Sunbathing Easter Island Heads

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

'How was your holiday?'

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

"It's marzipan pigs."

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

London summer.

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'