Starting A Travel Adventure Mugs

'We want to get as far off the beaten path as our WiFi coverage allows.'

You are here.

'I'm taking the laptop so that all my internet friends can come on holiday with me.'

Airlines

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Sparkling Water

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Airport

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Leaning Tower of Pisa

Airliner

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

Down on Bourbon Street...

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

'Don't move, there's a bee on your back.'

Snake Charming

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

Sunbathing Easter Island Heads

'How was your holiday?'

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

"It's marzipan pigs."

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

London summer.

DisneyworldDisneyland - Continental Divide.