Planning A Trip To India Pillows

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

My God, I need to fart.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'How very Cumbria.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"I just..."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Italia tours

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

'See you in two weeks!'

Airport

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Technological Dependence.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Be open to help.

Mass Travel

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

Western Outfitters.

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

Mad For It

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

'Bed & Bagel'

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...