Planning A Trip To India Prints

I love that new elephant smell.

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

My God, I need to fart.

'How very Cumbria.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Italia tours

"I just..."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

'See you in two weeks!'

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Technological Dependence.

Airport

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Be open to help.

Western Outfitters.

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

Mass Travel

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

Mad For It

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'Bed & Bagel'

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...