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'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

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'How very Cumbria.'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

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'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

'See you in two weeks!'

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'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

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"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

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'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

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'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with a prostate!'

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

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'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

'I know it's only a dummy run...but I'm telling you there's no wi fi signal in the tomb.'

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'