Planner Lover Pillows

The Evil of Mobile Order and Pay

"We only got six days of funding."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

When Engineers Crack.

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

Wedding disaster #27.

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

Innovation & Calculation

Deadline

Jason and the Aga notes,

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

Engineer on the move.

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

Pre-nuptual Nativity

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

Father Time Management

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

Bad Office Planning

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

Clear construction agreements are important.

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

"We thought we could put in the details later."

Cat Day Planner.

"My schedule is just nuts."