Planning Enthusiast Pillows

'I need five weekly lesson plan books. Not only do I tend to overplan, but I feel more comfortable with contingency plans.'

'We projected every contingency except for our plan actually working.'

"We thought we could put in the details later."

'Well, we've now taken our contingency plans as far as we possibly can!'

'Thousands of fish begging to be caught, and we only brought two worms.'

Deadline

"We seem to be going round in circles."

Planning dept.

"Anybody any ideas for 'Plan B'?"

"Someone's screwed up. . . there's apiece of road here no-one's working on!"

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

Man at council planning offices can't get through door due to position of steps.

Cat Day Planner.

"My schedule is just nuts."

"Well let`s see. It's going to be tight but I could squeeze you in for a walk at 1 pm."

Nerdville: the beer coaster project.

2020

'Shouldn't we also have a plan in case things go right?'

The Werewolf planner

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

'Now, if we stick to our financial plan, I can retire at 55 and you at 87.'

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

'Have you given any thought to what you're going to do with your life after Summer Vacation?'

'My client does.'

"Listen, it starts with just a road. Then it's streets and then avenues, and before you know it, you're on the New Jersey Turnpike, wondering where it all went so wrong."

"He just rang to say carry on without him and he'll see us at the reception."

'We projected every contingency except for our plan actually working.'

"Enough storyboarding. Let's shoot something."

The citizens of Fullerton, Nebraska, celebrate the historic meeting of East and West Coast Suburban Sprawl.

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar, but the time we got around to booking the hotel was full and the speaker hoped to use died in 1967...'