Planetary Protection Officer Mugs

"I'm hear to apply for the planetary protection officer opening. I brought my own outfit."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

North Pole

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Natural Disasters

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

Global Warmer 2000.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'We have a strict don't-ask-don't-tell policy for salaries.'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Climate Crisis

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Just Stop Boil

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Insect extinction