Planet Savior Gifts

"Today, people, we're going to review our commitment to the planet."

'Did I put the recycling out?'

The World's Toilet.

Drought.

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

Environmental Disaster

"Is it just me, or are these once-in-a-lifetime, catastropic weather events beginning to add up?"

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

North Pole

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Woman escapes with cats.

Evolution.

Insect extinction

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

Hope...

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

"We're deploying our solar geoengineering mirrors, not only to reflect sunlight and cool the planet, but also to be the coolest."

Warmer Oceans/Apathy/Green Washing

World Health Organization

"Don't fillup on plastic, you'll ruin your appetite."

Polar bear on a mountain of plastic

Wildlife Tree

"Dad don't you think we should do something about mass extinction of species?"

"Oh boy, not a single echo back: Humans have really overfished this part of the ocean..."

"Will they ever realize that global warming is real?"

"I can't save the planet all by myself. Go get some trees to plant."

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!

"Help us!!"

"How much marketing do we need to save this situation?"