Planet Junkie T-Shirts

Jupiter and Saturn Christmas Decorations

World Tour.

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Homo Gamus

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

The High Line at Giza

Fast Food Menu Selections

Off to see the world

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Nutrition-Free Diet

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

Man biking with an enormous amount of things on his back.

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Today's alpha-lesson is "Keep a journal." The average person lets life pass them by. The events of their lives fade into nothingness. An alpha knows that long after they're gone, their thoughts and experiences will be of great interest to historians. That's not an original thought. I read it in the papyrus Randus Maximus XIV left in a safe deposit box after he helped conquer Judea.

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Brain storm

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

'We can't keep living in the fast-food lane.'