Planet Earth Gifts

#FridaysForFuture

Pretty Flowers

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

The interested bystanders.

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Trump leaving

Just Stop Boil

G7 Summit Concern

US and the EU

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Coronavirus Waves

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

Russia Money Laundering

World Production.

Coronavirus Global Alert

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

Human Rights and the USA

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

Advances in Third World Healthcare

Trouble everywhere...

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

World Hunger Conference.

"Krill, baby, krill."

Putin's birthday cake - blowing up the world.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

Snail Pattern Balding.

75 Years of Progress

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

Earth and the Coronavirus