Plane Hopping Enthusiast Pillows

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Airlines

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Servicemen.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

The World Wide Web.

TSA Noah

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

Cow Blue Arrows

'I'm on my way!'

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Geese's Thoughts.

Airplane Mode.

Birds Following Witch.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'He must be going economy!'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'