Placebo Performer T-Shirts

'This doesn't look good. I'm afraid you've developed an immunity to placebos.'

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Double Saxophone

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

Creative department ?

'Doctor, one placebo or two with your tea?'

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

"Do you carry generic placebos?"

A violinist adds balloons and bells to her bow.

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

'There's nothing wrong with you that a couple placebos won't cure.'

'We're out of sugar pills, so I'm giving you some M&M's.'

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

'Would you like this placebo in name brand or generic?'

Grace Jones

"I don't think air guitar counts."

Cat wing walking.

"You're a fool, Carl - a fool and an idiot."

Sale: Air guitar. As new.

Placebo Clinic: 'Mr Yomp, someone who may or may not be a doctor, will see you now...'

'I like how the band are not afraid to experiment.'

Seth Schubert, Concert Harmonicist

Interpretive Cheering

Talk to your doctor about Placebitrex...the pill that does whatever you think you need it to.

If a mime is alone in a forest and a tree falls on him...does it make a sound?

"Gather 'round and I'll sing in a style that's just earnest enough to make you uncomfortable."

"'Shake well. Settling is normal.' I feel better and I haven't even taken it."

'You have hypochondria... are you allergic to placebo?'

I hope that's not a prescription for another placebo, Dr. Kapuchnik. Frankly, Al, you've proven that you can't handle a placebo. This is a prescription for a fake placebo.

'I must tell you that the drug that cured you has been proven completely ineffective.'