Pixel Pro Pillows

Internet Cafe.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Rage.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

Geek fairies

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Jackson Pollock's 'Computer Splatter.'

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

'I have a plan 'B', but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Videogame Employment Agency.

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

STRIP Hambone: Computer games in the office

I don't get why ladies find you so charming, and me so boring. Simple projection. Believe she finds you charming because you're wittier and more mysterious than she is. She'll sense you're a challenge. Suddenly she'll make anything you say conform to that assumption. So I just Jedi mind-trick them? Maybe not ANYthing.

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

'My name is Kerry and I'm an email-aholic...'

"He's in training for the 'E' Olympics."

"Get a job? Can't you see I'm busy?"

"No way, Mom, this is my favorite game!"

Happiness is a warm Ybox.

Boy and PC

'Third Life'

In this hot new video game, players battle to the death to reach the last copy of this hot new video game.

"You're not going to believe this, but some of them are making computer games of their OWN!"

Video game

'Dude, according to the strategy guide, you shouldn't defeact Gixaglime and open the gate to Axesworld, or else! I wonder what they mean by or else?'