Pixel Palace Architect T-Shirts

Moving buildings using a computer.

The Computer Bore

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Homo Gamus

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Geek fairies

Gamers

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

Videogame Employment Agency.

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

I was expecting something a little more advanced

'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer games in the office

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

New Year's Resolution.

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

"What's your New Year's Resolution?"

'Third Life'

The tenth circle of hell. . .Buffering hell!

"He's in training for the 'E' Olympics."

'Wait a minute -- you did all this stuff in a VIDEO GAME?'

Home page on a computer

When Mr Cool also turns out to be Mr Right.