Pivot To Virtual Connections Mugs

"This was more fun online."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

Dog Park Zoom

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

Follow me on Twitter...

"Thanks for coming in."

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

Negative Interest Meeting

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"Hey guys, here's one I wrote about the loneliness of Lockdown."

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

"We don't communicate any more..."

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

"I don't mind him working from home, except for casual Fridays."

'What's wrong? You can play any game you want! Mwaahahaha!'

"Yethhh, hello. . .are you clothed?"

Online Dating

'Ladies and gentlemen, would you like your screens wiped or dusted?'

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

Zoom Backdrop

"Use backlighting, you won't stand out."

"Howdy, Boss! I put the laptop on a rotating platform so we can all take turns saying 'Hi'!"

The First Zoom Thanksgiving.

'Are 3-D, high definition webinars really necessary?'

"So you saw the kitchen and living room, and this is the zoom background."

Worst Zoom Meeting Ever.

'It's been nice meeting you, Brian, but can we go back to having a virtual relationship?'