Pitchfork Aficionado Prints

"Intern."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

Geese's Thoughts.

"Lovely dovetail."

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

The Harper Plays Cricket.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

'Quit playing kick ball with your brother!'

'Any questions?'

'Are you going to do anything about that thieving magpie?'

Kingfisher feeding from a water lamp.

"Mating display of the white-bellied boobie"

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

'You want to run that by me again?'

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

'This is just a routine, sir - step out of the car and do the hokey-pokey.'

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'

'Bird menu.'

"Fantastic business concept! I'm sure with that we'll convince the bank to give us a 87,000,000 Euro loan!"

'Would you like to see my sales presentation from where you're sitting? Or would you feel more comfortable in a head lock?'

Bird sees 'No Vacancy' sign on birdhouse

Farm Humor.

'He hits better against right handed pitching, so pitch left-handed, to him.'